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Jokes / Riddles
« on: October 17, 2012, 07:58:31 pm »
Tell here your jokes, I wanna laugh :)
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2012, 08:08:36 pm »
http://forum.sa-mp.com/showthread.php?t=385730

IDK about you, but I laughed a lot at that  ;D ;D ;D ;D

That Ricardo is my IRL friend, but he went abroad and now don't live near me... :-\ :-\

But if you really want to laugh (IDK if you will but at least I try) I got one (it's not mine):
One day the mother of a guy told him to go buy suppositories and the father told him to buy buy some cartridges for his shotgun. So the guy went to buy it all, when he was returning he fell and everything was in the ground spread all over the ground. So he decided to put the thing in it's boxes again. The father, after the guy coming, went to the hunt. He returned without anything, so he spoke with his wife:
-Wife, I don't know what happened, but I couldn't kill any bird...
-Oh, this afternoon I was hanging out the clothes on the wire, I farted and killed the dog...
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« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2012, 01:47:18 am »
in a mental hospital every mental was crying. one was lying quitely on his bed. the doctor asked what happened. the mental replied 'dumbass m dead!'
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Re: Jokes / Riddles
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2012, 12:50:06 pm »
Lmao, nice ones :D

Added ''Riddles'' into the topic title ;D
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« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2012, 03:11:12 pm »
That fleas of one hundred camels infest the ass of the one that ruined your day and that his arms be too short to scratch it. Good Morning!!!

The blind child ask to his mother:
-Mother, does the lemons have feathers?
-No, my son. Why?
-Oh, damn... I think I squeezed the canary...

Two man went to hunt. At some point, one of them look at the sky and sees a man hang-gliding. The man pulls of his rifle and aims to the hang-glider and shoots. The other says:
-Hey pal... what kind of bird was that?
-I don't know, but that bastard already set loose the man that he had!
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2012, 05:07:13 pm »
A servant enrolled his donkey
in a race
& won.
The local paper read:
'SERVANT's ASS
WON'
The king was so upset with
this kind of
publicity that he ordered d
servant to
get rid of the donkey. He gave
the
donkey to the queen.
The local paper then
read:"QUEEN HAS
THE BEST ASS IN TOWN" The
king fainted.
Queen sold the
donkey to a farmer for 10$.
Next day paper read: "QUEEN
SELLS HER
ASS FOR $10"
This was too much, KING
ordered the
queen to buy back the
donkey and
release it into d forest.
Next day paper read: "QUEEN
ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD
AND
FREE!"
the king died next day..!
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Re: Jokes / Riddles
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2012, 06:36:12 pm »
what is the best way to defeat an enemy?
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Re: Jokes / Riddles
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2012, 10:01:54 pm »
Quote from: [BL]DARTHKILLER on November 25, 2012, 06:36:12 pm
what is the best way to defeat an enemy?

With a kiss :P
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« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2012, 01:14:23 am »
Quote from: Murphy on November 25, 2012, 10:01:54 pm
Quote from: [BL]DARTHKILLER on November 25, 2012, 06:36:12 pm
what is the best way to defeat an enemy?

With a kiss :P
NOPE in fact that will just make him/her angrier :P :P
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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2012, 02:06:49 am »
By defeating him. :yaoming:
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« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2012, 12:39:29 am »
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Old people on weddings always poke me and say "you're next" so I started doing the same thing with them on funerals.


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« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2012, 09:30:59 pm »
shoot from side... ok i got some funny jokes what do you get when u mix a bulldog with a shitzu. a bullshit and whats the smallest hotel in the world a **** because u have to leave bags outside
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